funny... tots

a friend emailed the class and ask us to answer some questions so he can put together a 'year-book'. 1 of the question he asked was - tell something that the class doesn't know about you, describe. i was rumbling through what should i write, i thought of some stupid, funny and silly answers...

silly answers (not real one lar, of cuz!):
1- i had a mega crush on balding, 4 eyed Mr S because he is so cute in his polo-T!

2- i am jealous of Ms K's confidence, beauty and wonderful figure!
3- actually i was a man! i joined nursing because during my change sex operation stay in the hospital the nurses were so nice and kind and caring to me!

4- i suck my toes to sleep!

5- i am a psycopath and i will kill anyone who reads this email!
6- actually i was adopted and i hope being a nurse i can read patient's P-life so that i can find my birth parents! *tears rolling down cheeks*

7- i am running for office! VOTE FOR ME!!!

8- i am a long distance swimmer! i once swam from country X non-stop for 3 days, 2 nites to reach the shores of SG!! for that the policemen are still looking for me!

9- actually i am the distant relative of X-men. my special ability is... the ability to grow fat on mere air and water!

10- i nearly was crowned Ms SG had not the judges recovered from their eye surgery and the pepper spray effect i applied on them!

haha... there goes... me self-amusing me self again... i think i will turn coo coo someday!!! haha....